self portrait !

You know when you just get a load of fresh garms delivered to your door and they turn out to fit and feel perfect. That combined with new, crisp socks and immaculate creps, I decided to make the most of this rare situation and take a self portrait. I look like an absolute trendy, arrogant cunt but at least I feel fresh to death !

I was standing outside my local corner shop the other day and this young, cocky skateboarder walked past. He noticed I was busting some fresh, unskated Nike Stefan Janoski's in black and he said to his mate whilst giving me the evil eye, "If I was him I'd skate those Janoski's." I was so furious and if I was as quick-witted as I would like to be, I would have told him, "Shut up you little street rat. I was tres flipping the Southbank seven while you were still learning to ollie up a curb. You cheeky little cunt. Respect your elders you BITCH."

The reason I brought this moment up is because the creps below are the Janoski's in white and gum. Unskated of course !